Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know...do it.

You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever.

Be unique and different, say yes.

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

Does your boyfriend know where you are?

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

Hi, wanna have sex? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?

I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

How do you like your eggs cooked? Why? Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning!

Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

Sit on my weiner and I'll guess your weight.

Okay I have the F, the C, and the K....All I need now is U.